“How Long Until the F*cking Apocalypse?” Flannel – Aunt Jane’s Swears Edition RED

“How Long Until the F*cking Apocalypse?” Flannel – Aunt Jane’s Swears Edition

When the world feels like it's one bad headline away from total meltdown, Aunt Jane says: “Might as well look fabulous while it burns.”

This one-of-a-kind upcycled flannel is handmade from vintage finds and stitched with sass. Featuring a retro pin-up graphic asking the question we're all too polite (or too tired) to say out loud, this piece serves peak glitter grunge attitude with a side of “I’ve had it.”

✨ Details:

• Soft, lived-in flannel shirt with custom back patch

• Upcycled t shirt graphic bordered with vintage repurposed gowns created from navy sequins and a red bandana.

• Graphic reads: “How long until the fcking apocalypse?”*

• Eco-friendly + one-of-a-kind = apocalypse-ready fashion
  

• Gender-neutral fit, emotionally charged energy

Perfect for:

• Running errands with a dramatic flair

• Side-eyeing your neighbor’s HOA violations

• Surviving 2025 with humor and sequins

A one-of-a-kind, repurposed, thrifted, perfectly imperfect, upcycled, reworked, glitter grunge, art clothing piece created on vintage flannel.  This plaid shirt current measurements are as follows:

Chest - 24"
Length -28"
Sleeve - 24"

*ORIGINALLY tagged as a SIZE:  WOMEN XXL

Our designs begin at the thrift store as upcycled t-shirts, vintage flannels, retro party dresses, bits of ribbon, fabric remnants, antique buttons, and a bit of glitter. 

*PLEASE NOTE:  we work with thrifted vintage flannel/hoodies that are predominantly 100% cotton.  That means we're guessing at the current sizing of the garment after multiple washings and why we MEASURE the garment and give those to you as a means of purchasing the correct size to fit you.   

We hope you love the finished product as much as we love creating them.