“Someone Should Shove Bees Up Your Ass” – Aunt Jane’s Rage & Honey Flannel

“Someone Should Shove Bees Up Your Ass” – Aunt Jane’s Rage & Honey Flannel

Aunt Jane saw this shirt and said:
“Well. I wouldn’t say it out loud. But I would wear it to Thanksgiving.”

This blazing orange buffalo plaid flannel is not for the faint of heart — it’s for the ones who smile sweetly while mentally unleashing a swarm. Featuring a classic retro housewife ready to sting and a message that’s part insult, part public service announcement, this one-of-a-kind shirt will let the world know: you’re done being nice, and your fashion’s about to get vengeful.

🐝 Details:

• Upcycled and ultra-soft orange + black plaid flannel

• Graphic upcycled t shirt with original illustration and bold text:
  “someone should shove bees up your ass”

• Trimmed in fabric repurposed from a black metallic cocktail blazer, batiks, and bits of saree trim,

• Gender-neutral fit, tailor-made for petty perfection

• Made from reclaimed materials with killer instincts

Perfect for:

• Handling dumb questions with wardrobe-based warnings

• Wearing to school pick-up when Karen starts again

• Looking cute while delivering verbal stings

A one-of-a-kind, repurposed, thrifted, perfectly imperfect, upcycled, reworked, glitter grunge, art clothing piece created on vintage flannel.  This plaid shirt current measurements are as follows:

Chest - 25"
Length -30"
Sleeve - 24"

*ORIGINALLY tagged as a SIZE:  no size shown my guess MEN XXL

Our designs begin at the thrift store as upcycled t-shirts, vintage flannels, retro party dresses, bits of ribbon, fabric remnants, antique buttons, and a bit of glitter. 

*PLEASE NOTE:  we work with thrifted vintage flannel/hoodies that are predominantly 100% cotton.  That means we're guessing at the current sizing of the garment after multiple washings and why we MEASURE the garment and give those to you as a means of purchasing the correct size to fit you.   

We hope you love the finished product as much as we love creating them.