“Motherf*cker, You Do Not Want to Hear My Actual Opinion” – Black + Blue Bluntness Flannel

“Motherf*cker, You Do Not Want to Hear My Actual Opinion” – Black + Blue Bluntness Flannel

Polite society had its chance. Now it's time for brutal honesty in bold plaid.

This upcycled navy flannel is stitched with pure fury and just the right amount of vintage charm. Centered with a mid-century housewife who's clearly had enough, this piece is for the ones who smile sweetly while preparing to verbally destroy your entire worldview — with facts, glitter, and a touch of leopard.

🖤 Details:

• Upcycled navy + white flannel, soft AF but sharp in spirit

• Graphic patch features retro housewife with bold red type:
  “motherfcker, you do not want to hear my actual opinion”*

• Framed with leopard print, red stripes, and blackout velvet

• One-of-a-kind, because your attitude is

• Oversized fit perfect for layering over rage and sarcasm

Recommended for:

• Family dinners with questionable relatives

• Staff meetings where “feedback” is requested

• Walking into a room and instantly becoming the main character

A one-of-a-kind, repurposed, thrifted, perfectly imperfect, upcycled, reworked, glitter grunge, art clothing piece created on vintage flannel.  This plaid shirt current measurements are as follows:

Chest - 25"
Length -30"
Sleeve - 28"

*ORIGINALLY tagged as a SIZE:  no size shown my guess WOMEN XL

Our designs begin at the thrift store as upcycled t-shirts, vintage flannels, retro party dresses, bits of ribbon, fabric remnants, antique buttons, and a bit of glitter. 

*PLEASE NOTE:  we work with thrifted vintage flannel/hoodies that are predominantly 100% cotton.  That means we're guessing at the current sizing of the garment after multiple washings and why we MEASURE the garment and give those to you as a means of purchasing the correct size to fit you.   

We hope you love the finished product as much as we love creating them.